To all the haters out there, suck my ass because you’re no better than anyone else.
If you remember
I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.
you can try explaining to him that giving him head is the exact same thing, so he doesn’t really have any reason to be such a baby about it. you could also try suggesting that if he’s not into eating pussy, then you’re not into sucking cock.
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
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FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg