To all the haters out there, suck my ass because you’re no better than anyone else.

thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

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I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

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Anonymous: So basically my boyfriend told me the other day he thinks its gross to eat someone out but he does it every once and a while. I feel like he's being childish about it. Is there a chance he is ever going to get over this?

s3xlife:

probably not. 

you can try explaining to him that giving him head is the exact same thing, so he doesn’t really have any reason to be such a baby about it. you could also try suggesting that if he’s not into eating pussy, then you’re not into sucking cock.

-A.H

kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

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FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

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